{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["127863", "4784", "Gene and Lance have begun making V-bottoms", 91, "miscreant", "Feb 9, 2018", "2018-02-09T09:05:18-0500", "pilau said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I have coopers v's. I've been a true believer for a while.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI had a Fowler. Nowhere near the same. Sold.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAll you chuckleheads with the Collins remarks... it was a brain fart. I'm typing on my phone. Beat it kook. Or continue to masturbate in public online. Whatever's.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nWhy so triggered Colin?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMy talking about Lance Collins on this thread has nothing personal to do with you or a misspelling from an iPhone interaction. It speaks more to the absurdity of the platform we all hold so dear to us.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSeriously? Who cares?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBoards are boards regardless of who thought about them, or what was thought about them, or who shaped them, or who talked about them online, or what laminate is on them."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["127863"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5864839986315928, "license": "Public Domain"}