{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["127764", "4784", "Gene and Lance have begun making V-bottoms", 63, "icecreamheadache", "Feb 7, 2018", "2018-02-07T13:08:46-0500", "Damn sir, just damn. Well played..  \"Rican havoc...\" for the win.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n                    applekat said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Tell me about it, F.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYou need proof?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nFACT: Both Gene and Lance took a short hiatus from shaping in the summer for '91...spending the season TOGETHER on the small island of Culebra, just east of Puerto Rico. Lance is on record referring to this time as \"Rican Havoc With G\".\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nFACT: Both men have had a wildly tumultuous relationship with the same woman -- she was simply known as \"Meredith\". When asked how the two shapers differ, she was believed to smile demurely and whisper \"Easy, its a length versus girth thing.\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nFACT: In 2001, Gene (a notorious master of anagrams) told Surfer Magazine that quote \"....if you scramble the letter's of Lance's name, you get \"Clean Acorns\"...\"....Which led many to believe this was a backhanded compliment regarding Carson's testicular grooming habits.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nFACT: In late 2001, Lance fired back--obviously poking fun at Cooper's notorious reputation for taking obscure health supplements...insisting the letters in Gene's name made the next great muscle-growth additive \"GNC: Oreo Pee\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nFACT: In 1995, budget-minded consumer favorite \"Goldstar Electronics\" changed their name to LG Electronics. Gene took the company to court that summer--demanding that the name be changed to GL....and lost.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nFACT: In 2004, Lance spawned the idea of creating a Surfing Calendar (something Cooper violently contests to this day)...it was to be named Tits, Fins & Chicanery. 18 Month variety featuring mostly gliders and any gal under the age of 25 willing to work for a flat rate of $12.50/a day. The project failed pre-production.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nFACT: Despite the moniker, Lance Carson has never held a position in public office. Youre thinking of Lance Allen Carson. Republican from South Dakota.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nFACT: Gene Cooper is allergic to Cheerios...missing most of 4th grade--spending countless hours in the ER. In an odd twist, Carson refuses to ever eat breakfast--insisting the day STARTS with lunch.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n...like i said--there's more to this story than you could possibly imagine--do the math.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand..."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["127764"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5815900003653951, "license": "Public Domain"}