{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["127742", "4784", "Gene and Lance have begun making V-bottoms", 52, "miscreant", "Feb 7, 2018", "2018-02-07T00:39:30-0500", "icecreamheadache said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Oh shit. Is this collaboration with Lance Collins ala Wave Tools? He's not Laser Eyes. Laser Eyes is Lance Carson. I have never laid eyes on Lance Collins. But I did think his kid was the shit... until he started rocking a jock hawk which is only acceptable on lesbians, leathernecks from Missouri and the occasional old person who is either of those things.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nI'm dead. Killing me."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["127742"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.723249999282416, "license": "Public Domain"}