{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["117390", "2656", "wake up at dawn...", 96, "miscreant", "Jun 26, 2017", "2017-06-26T18:59:17-0400", "JMJackFish said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Turd\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nHa!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI forgot to tell my buddy he was riding a board that Finward thinks is a turd! Poor guy. He said he was having fun today too.It was rad seeing my buddy ride the nose and do cutbacks and connect some insane sections on a board shapewright claims doesn't actually perform.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI gotta say, surfing a board that others think is a turd that don't actually perform is super fun!!! So stoked!!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://surfapig.blogspot.com/2017/06/eric-dranginis-and-his-pieter-50s-pig.html"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["117390"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 1.1039800010621548, "license": "Public Domain"}