{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["10031", "134", "Why do some folks skip waxing the nose?", 20, "nedsurf", "Jul 27, 2007", "2007-07-27T03:53:40-0400", "Geesh! Who's nose is hairy enough to need waxing anyway? As I've gotten old I have noticed a few hairs on my ears, but I just yank those dudes right out. You kids don't know nothin.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThis week at Sano - saw 3 with hood/hat-booties-gloves-fullsuit combo. 4 collisions. Lots of flying boards. Also noticed the two young blond ladies in flesh colored bikinis at Old Man's. Ah summer!"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["10031"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.521791998835397, "license": "Public Domain"}