{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["10025", "134", "Why do some folks skip waxing the nose?", 14, "Chilly Willy", "Jul 27, 2007", "2007-07-27T01:33:37-0400", "I don't wax my nose because I like to conserve wax.  What if there's a big wax shortage?!?!  You think the Clark Foam incident was rough... just wait until Mr. Zog suddenly shuts down his wax production plant!!!!! :shock:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nJust kidding.  Of course I wax my nose.  A few months ago, I was stepping up for a noseride when I hit a slick spot on my board right around the trim area.  My entire body slid right up to a perfect fiver and stopped thanks to my plentiful waxing of the nose before paddling out.  Nice!"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["10025"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.570630001675454, "license": "Public Domain"}