{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["10016", "134", "Why do some folks skip waxing the nose?", 12, "Dawnpatrol", "Jul 26, 2007", "2007-07-26T12:46:22-0400", "SCsurfah\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Tha's worse than old folks walking around with their underwear on the outside.  At least they have the excuse of being old and senile.  What was that guy's excuse?   :?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tHey you young whippersnapper!  You just wait until your ole and grey and require 'Depends' under that probable O'Neil wetsuit you wear while trying to shag a wave at 38th."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["10016"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.543427999218693, "license": "Public Domain"}