{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["10011", "134", "Why do some folks skip waxing the nose?", 8, "Benny", "Jul 26, 2007", "2007-07-26T11:19:02-0400", "Backwards is bad enough, but I saw a guy at my beach with his wetsuit both backwards & inside-out.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRed-taped seams, zipper flap sticking out, bunched-up knee pads along the backs of his legs...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nJust like the old Far Side cartoon: \"How nature says \ndo not touch.\n\""]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["10011"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5165579996173619, "license": "Public Domain"}