{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["100002", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 80, "miscreant", "Jul 25, 2016", "2016-07-25T09:54:58-0400", "ElBrooklyn\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nmiscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/surfboard-designer-creates-1-3-million-board-article-1.1870249\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tI wonder if Roy still has that in stock....\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nEither that or :\n\n\n\n1) gave it away\n\n\n\n2) let someone borrow it for an arbitrarily long period\n\n\n\n3) recycled it into furniture \n\n\n\n4) traded it for wood glue\n\n\n\n5) sold it for materials cost"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["100002"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6573800001206109, "license": "Public Domain"}