{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "is_view": false, "human_description_en": "where thread_id = 278", "rows": [["21916", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 1, "Roy Stewart", "Sep 24, 2009", "2009-09-24T08:07:19-0400", "Finished today !"], ["21917", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 2, "Guest", "Sep 24, 2009", "2009-09-24T08:18:12-0400", "well shot."], ["21926", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 3, "rapier_96", "Sep 24, 2009", "2009-09-24T12:45:28-0400", "looks like a variation of the turbo tunnel"], ["21927", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 4, "Jook", "Sep 24, 2009", "2009-09-24T12:58:50-0400", "What is that dial on the front of the board?  Does it go up to 11?"], ["21930", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 5, "ilparadosso", "Sep 24, 2009", "2009-09-24T13:53:56-0400", "Roy,\n\n\n\nI must say, that is the nicest looking board I've seen you make. (Still not convinced on the tunnel, I'll have to ride one.\n ) I'd like to see a more complete rocker shot."], ["21931", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 6, "Roy Stewart", "Sep 24, 2009", "2009-09-24T14:14:10-0400", "Cheers, the board's heading South at present so here are some shots taken during construction.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["21932", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 7, "Komaiaboyz", "Sep 24, 2009", "2009-09-24T14:39:18-0400", "Nice work."], ["21935", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 8, "PeakMaster", "Sep 25, 2009", "2009-09-24T21:49:08-0400", "Jook\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            What is that dial on the front of the board?  Does it go up to 11?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tClearly it's either a stick on leash tie, or a special speed sensor for the speed merchant in all surfers."], ["21936", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 9, "Roy Stewart", "Sep 25, 2009", "2009-09-24T21:55:04-0400", "Image processing. Refresh page to view"], ["21938", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 10, "NY Surfer", "Sep 25, 2009", "2009-09-24T23:21:12-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nI thought for sure it would take premium\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nbut it could be a vent plug"], ["21939", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 11, "OCSURFER32", "Sep 25, 2009", "2009-09-24T23:43:21-0400", "NY Surfer\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRoy Stewart\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nI thought for sure it would take premium\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nbut it could be a vent plug\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tAshtray ?"], ["21943", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 12, "richard tator", "Sep 25, 2009", "2009-09-25T03:09:40-0400", "Beautiful, any structural reason you run the deck wood on an angle or is it purely aesthetic?"], ["21946", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 13, "SMUKES", "Sep 25, 2009", "2009-09-25T04:32:51-0400", "Maybe RK could post it up on Hydrodynamica ... or maybe not."], ["21947", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 14, "Miles", "Sep 25, 2009", "2009-09-25T06:01:45-0400", "richard tator\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Beautiful, any structural reason you run the deck wood on an angle or is it purely aesthetic?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tI hear that's the way they lay wood flooring in NZ."], ["21948", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 15, "OCSURFER32", "Sep 25, 2009", "2009-09-25T06:02:09-0400", "richard tator\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Beautiful, any structural reason you run the deck wood on an angle or is it purely aesthetic?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tAllows the use of shorter stock with no joints ? maybe"], ["21949", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 16, "Benny", "Sep 25, 2009", "2009-09-25T07:31:26-0400", "Nice board.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThread name Fail."], ["21950", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 17, "Roy Stewart", "Sep 25, 2009", "2009-09-25T08:13:55-0400", "The deck and bottom are laminated from two layers of 3mm paulownia, the angle of the outer visible layers  is partly to do with  the direction at which the inner layer crosses the diagonal framing."], ["22179", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 18, "OCSURFER32", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T04:04:19-0400", "Hot out of the Press. Roy pushes out his latest and Greatest\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["22181", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 19, "nedsurf", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T04:38:29-0400", "Resolute Synonyms:\n\n\n\n1. \nfirm, steadfast, fixed . \n2. \nunwavering\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAfter seeing this and Roy's surfing style I now understand how he came to name his board. Man, glad I got that riddle solved.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNice craftmanship, but I probably won't be attending his calender party."], ["22183", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 20, "aloof", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T05:15:15-0400", "hey OC, that brings me to one question, mass production. that's one load i wouldn't want to keep up with and what if it didn't come out the way you wanted it to? that would be painfull."], ["22185", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 21, "Roy Stewart", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T07:29:36-0400", "Haha we don't have 'calender' parties, and indeed have no interest in sponsoring teams of prostitutes or the alcoholic habits of fat Americans !"], ["22186", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 22, "g-coast", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T07:39:49-0400", ""], ["22187", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 23, "SMUKES", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T07:53:45-0400", "Alcoholism and NZed are synonymous fuckwit."], ["22188", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 24, "Roy Stewart", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T07:56:55-0400", "Not in our family"], ["22189", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 25, "kiwi", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T07:57:06-0400", "Geez boyz, hook ,line and sinka...."], ["22190", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 26, "Roy Stewart", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T08:00:43-0400", "As they do kiwi, as they do. . . ..\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe board belongs to an American btw"], ["22191", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 27, "SMUKES", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T08:05:51-0400", "This is sport, nothing else. Could anyone take him seriously? I mean, check those rails... No offense Kiwi."], ["22193", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 28, "Roy Stewart", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T08:09:39-0400", "The rails are superb, and the board leaves your bloated noseriders in its wake"], ["22194", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 29, "NJ Longboarder", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T08:15:43-0400", "Wow roy......a new all time low for you.  I didn't think it was possible.  Poor fella."], ["22195", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 30, "Roy Stewart", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T08:19:58-0400", "Just be thankful that you don't meet these boards in the water because they make malibu riders all sad and f*cked up"], ["22200", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 31, "SMUKES", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T08:53:29-0400", "show a side view of the foil."], ["22203", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 32, "dewey", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T09:07:30-0400", "SMUKES\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            show a side view of the foil.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tBetter yet show a picture of someone noseriding it........ROY."], ["22204", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 33, "Roy Stewart", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T09:12:47-0400", "Noseriding bwahahhaahahahaa we have no interest in such ridiculous posing or the dysfunctional equipment it requires\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAs for the profile, it's wonderfully parallel !"], ["22206", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 34, "Guest", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T09:15:49-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Noseriding bwahahhaahahahaa we have no interest in such ridiculous posing or the dysfunctional equipment it requires\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAs for the profile, it's wonderfully parallel !\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nage or i.q. buddy?"], ["22209", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 35, "Roy Stewart", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T09:20:23-0400", "gnar gnar\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRoy Stewart\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Noseriding bwahahhaahahahaa we have no interest in such ridiculous posing or the dysfunctional equipment it requires\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAs for the profile, it's wonderfully parallel !\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nage or i.q. buddy?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tI'm not your buddy\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n."], ["22210", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 36, "Guest", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T09:22:50-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ngnar gnar\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRoy Stewart\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Noseriding bwahahhaahahahaa we have no interest in such ridiculous posing or the dysfunctional equipment it requires\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAs for the profile, it's wonderfully parallel !\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nage or i.q. buddy?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tI'm not your buddy\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tthat may be so...but i love you just the same. we are all one on this fragile planet. I would have thought you were down with that. you seem like the earthy type. the wood and all."], ["22211", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 37, "Roy Stewart", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T09:24:55-0400", "Quite right, I'm just not into having 'buddies'"], ["22212", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 38, "Guest", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T09:27:44-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Quite right, I'm just not into having 'buddies'\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nfair enuff, brother."], ["22217", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 39, "Roy Stewart", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T09:40:11-0400", "Brother is a word I understand"], ["22219", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 40, "dewey", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T09:43:10-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Noseriding bwahahhaahahahaa we have no interest in such ridiculous posing or the dysfunctional equipment it requires\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAs for the profile, it's wonderfully parallel !\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nThat's what I thought it's just nice firewood.........\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOh and you can stick that middle finger back in its holster your ass."], ["22221", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 41, "Benny", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T09:44:37-0400", "I'm not your friend, buddy.  I'm not your buddy, guy.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22JIgpBVcF4"], ["22226", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 42, "nedsurf", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T09:59:05-0400", "Hey Benny - missed you at SanO. Hope you had good surf up north."], ["22238", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 43, "Roy Stewart", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T10:44:03-0400", "Ah the old firewood joke, perhaps you prefer cold steel made by an American craftsman ?  \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["22241", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 44, "SMUKES", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T10:49:42-0400", "Soooo Gaaaay... you took a picture of yourself, with a sword?"], ["22243", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 45, "SMUKES", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T10:50:49-0400", "let the games begin ... anyone... swords... anyone?"], ["22245", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 46, "Roy Stewart", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T10:55:52-0400", "SMUKES\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Soooo Gaaaay... you took a picture of yourself, with a sword?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tNo, we used a camera\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMeet the Archangel Falchion by Angus Trim of Seattle"], ["22246", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 47, "SMUKES", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T10:56:44-0400", "you miss-fired."], ["22247", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 48, "nicoprout", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T11:06:02-0400", "SMUKES\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            let the games begin ... anyone... swords... anyone?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nno sword, but a bow\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["22249", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 49, "SMUKES", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T11:10:24-0400", "touche.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["22250", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 50, "applekat", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T11:20:19-0400", "oh sulu...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["22251", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 51, "slosurf", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T11:21:10-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Ah the old firewood joke, perhaps you prefer cold steel made by an American craftsman ?  \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tThat's so Middle Earth, Roy."], ["22253", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 52, "SMUKES", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T11:24:31-0400", "holy fuck. So much better than I even imagined."], ["22262", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 53, "Guest", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T13:21:13-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Ah the old firewood joke, perhaps you prefer cold steel made by an American craftsman ?  \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nanybody have any popsicle sticks and wood glue?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["22263", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 54, "Guest", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T13:28:41-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSMUKES\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Soooo Gaaaay... you took a picture of yourself, with a sword?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tNo, we used a camera\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMeet the Archangel Falchion by Angus Trim of Seattle\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRoy Stewart plays Dungeons and Dragons and meets with those people that act out mid-evil battles on the weekends.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nsmukes, you got corrected on what apparatus captured the above image! CLASSIC!! then you got introduced to a sword...by a man with grey in his beard!!!"], ["22264", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 55, "Roy Stewart", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T14:09:24-0400", "Incorrect, I don't meet with any such people, I hit a pell at home."], ["22265", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 56, "JJ the Gooch", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T14:43:34-0400", "!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["22266", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 57, "JJ the Gooch", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T14:44:37-0400", "1\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["22267", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 58, "JJ the Gooch", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T14:47:40-0400", "Roy Board\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["22268", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 59, "unfrozencaveman", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T18:09:41-0400", "this is the single best thread i have ever read.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nthank you.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ni loved the comments about the prostitutes and alcohol. and then the swords. and cray cray pic of gnar in rebuttle to the awesome swords. and that badass foto that nico posted.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nbest ever. best. ever."], ["22269", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 60, "Roy Stewart", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T18:11:54-0400", "The bonzer was a nice comeback, glad to see that you blokes are still in 'good' form."], ["22270", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 61, "unfrozencaveman", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T18:24:01-0400", "honestly, i am up studying for some crap about the suez canal crisis and other whatever, and this thread just made my 0230 a good time.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nthis is quite a good group of blokes. figured a ride for my ailing board form NJ to VA in thirty minutes after posting a request. two bros are shepherding (no NZ pun intended) her down there to austin, and back up again.  \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nbest thread ever. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nnico we got to hook up again for a paddle soon.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nroy, honestly, great craftsmanship. and i love the rebellion against noseriding. i love the hate.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nbut GC is my brosef, as is gnar. so maybe a bit iffy on the whole whore deal. but whatev. its funny!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nyou know, i just want to say on a personal note that seeing gene and buying his board, and seeing my brother from another mother gnar, and Pat from NJ and Mike behind the bar was such a great time for me. And that my bro JKO came up to gene's party. Man thank you. it was a blast. and those girls were really pretty.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nlater.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nufcm"], ["22271", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 62, "unfrozencaveman", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T18:25:56-0400", "whoops. wrong thread. sorry for changing the subject."], ["22272", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 63, "Roy Stewart", "Oct 12, 2009", "2009-10-12T19:09:30-0400", "No hate, and I'd be pleased to meet any of you.  Just giving a rev up, and being a critic as usual. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n."], ["22274", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 64, "Chilly Willy", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T01:04:15-0400", "gnar gnar\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Roy Stewart plays Dungeons and Dragons and meets with those people that act out mid-evil battles on the weekends.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tLightning bolt!  Lightning bolt!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/Larping-With-Lightning-Bolt-517374.html"], ["22275", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 65, "CliffDweller", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T01:35:12-0400", "unfrozencaveman\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            you know, i just want to say on a personal note that seeing gene and buying his board, and seeing my brother from another mother gnar, and Pat from NJ and Mike behind the bar was such a great time for me. And that my bro JKO came up to gene's party. Man thank you. it was a blast. and those girls were really pretty.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nlater.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nufcm\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nI didn't know U were @ the whorefest until I saw the purdy pictures and talked 2 speedbumpfinman the other day.  Next time, introduce yaself.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ncd\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["22277", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 66, "Guest", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T02:02:05-0400", "unfrozencaveman\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            whoops. wrong thread. sorry for changing the subject. \n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tunfrozencaveman,\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nthank you for getting over this way for the party. wouldn't been the same without you."], ["22278", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 67, "unfrozencaveman", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T02:50:23-0400", "next whorefest i sure will!  I am bummed i missed you!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nyou know, i havent forgotten about the ranch. the knee is in good shape. we should make a plan for this winter.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ni am looking forward to meeting up!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCliffDweller\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nunfrozencaveman\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            you know, i just want to say on a personal note that seeing gene and buying his board, and seeing my brother from another mother gnar, and Pat from NJ and Mike behind the bar was such a great time for me. And that my bro JKO came up to gene's party. Man thank you. it was a blast. and those girls were really pretty.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nlater.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nufcm\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nI didn't know U were @ the whorefest until I saw the purdy pictures and talked 2 speedbumpfinman the other day.  Next time, introduce yaself.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ncd\n        \n\n\nClick to expand..."], ["22279", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 68, "unfrozencaveman", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T02:51:28-0400", "bro, you rock. what can i say? meeting up always does me good. we should hook up with GC and CD and go to the ranch.\n\n\n\n\ngnar gnar\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nunfrozencaveman\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            whoops. wrong thread. sorry for changing the subject. \n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tunfrozencaveman,\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nthank you for getting over this way for the party. wouldn't been the same without you.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand..."], ["22280", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 69, "Guest", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T03:07:05-0400", "unfrozencaveman\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            bro, you rock. what can i say? meeting up always does me good. we should hook up with GC and CD and go to the ranch.\n\n\n\n\ngnar gnar\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nunfrozencaveman\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            whoops. wrong thread. sorry for changing the subject. \n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tunfrozencaveman,\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nthank you for getting over this way for the party. wouldn't been the same without you.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nSSSHHHHHH!!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNo one knows shi t about the ranch!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nyou meant to say. you and I CD and GC should go surf a spot CD turns us onto."], ["22281", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 70, "CliffDweller", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T03:27:37-0400", "gnar gnar\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nunfrozencaveman\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            bro, you rock. what can i say? meeting up always does me good. we should hook up with GC and CD and go to the XXXXXXXX.\n\n\n\n\ngnar gnar\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nunfrozencaveman\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            whoops. wrong thread. sorry for changing the subject. \n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tunfrozencaveman,\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nthank you for getting over this way for the party. wouldn't been the same without you.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nSSSHHHHHH!!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNo one knows shi t about the XXXXXXXXXXX!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nyou meant to say. you and I CD and GC should go surf a spot CD turns us onto.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nNot to worry, XXXXXX is toast most swells these days.  We'll go to alternate B that is Log/SUP friendly, just south of the hacienda, boat only.  B sure and look me up, we'll have to let GC drive.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ncd\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["22282", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 71, "SMUKES", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T04:02:12-0400", "WAIT WAIT... Okay, I just noticed that in Roy's photos that Roy indeed has NOT JUST ONE NAMED SWORD, but TWO FUCKING NAMED SWORDS and has taken a picture (yes, with a camera Roy) of himself wielding each! I know this thread has went the way of the Viking... Roy... but I just had to point this shit out, it is in fact what I do. WHO HAS TWO SWORDS? WHO NAMES THEM? AND WHO IN GOD\"S NAME POSTS PHOTOS OF SELF WITH SAID SWORDS ON THE WEBERNET? Roy Stewart, should we ever meet - and I hope we do, I'm buying you a beer... I'll drink it for you, you can stick to Tea or seawater or melted snow, it's the thought here."], ["22283", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 72, "Benny", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T04:18:26-0400", "I'm in the middle of reading \nPride & Predjudice & Zombies\n and I'm thinking that Roy might be a reincarnation of the proud & conceited Mr. Darcy.  Apparently, his pride came largely from his prowess at dispatching the stricken unmentionables - so much so that he never thought twice about criticizing or offending others.  The swords pretty much confirmed it for me.  Oceans do seem to be a fairly safe deterrent against zombie attacks (according to \nWorld War Z\n anyway)... unless the plague begins on one's own island nation.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files"], ["22284", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 73, "Guest", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T04:30:53-0400", "CliffDweller\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ngnar gnar\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nunfrozencaveman\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            bro, you rock. what can i say? meeting up always does me good. we should hook up with GC and CD and go to the XXXXXXXX.\n\n\n\n\ngnar gnar\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nunfrozencaveman\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            whoops. wrong thread. sorry for changing the subject. \n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tunfrozencaveman,\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nthank you for getting over this way for the party. wouldn't been the same without you.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nSSSHHHHHH!!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNo one knows shi t about the XXXXXXXXXXX!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nyou meant to say. you and I CD and GC should go surf a spot CD turns us onto.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nNot to worry, XXXXXX is toast most swells these days.\u00c2  We'll go to alternate B that is Log/SUP friendly, just south of the hacienda, boat only.\u00c2  B sure and look me up, we'll have to let GC drive.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ncd\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\u00c2\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nI would pig the fu(k out of that wave."], ["22285", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 74, "CliffDweller", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T04:33:44-0400", "gnar gnar\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I would pig the fu(k out of that wave.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nFrom behind?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ncd"], ["22286", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 75, "Guest", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T04:35:49-0400", "CliffDweller\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ngnar gnar\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I would pig the fu(k out of that wave.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nFrom behind?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ncd\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nnow i didn't say \" i would fu(k the thing out of that pig\""], ["22287", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 76, "CliffDweller", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T05:07:53-0400", "gnar gnar\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nnow i didn't say \" i would fu(k the thing out of that pig\"\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nEither way, it's pig-o-lious.  Did I mention I was solo all morning at that spot, then moved over to mo' betta spot after the tide started to get fat?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ncd"], ["22288", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 77, "aloof", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T05:10:05-0400", "i got a piece of salmon in the freezer that i am resolute to eating"], ["22290", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 78, "SMUKES", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T05:24:05-0400", "Claudia and I would like to invite all of you over to watch HIGHLANDER and to play D&D. Roy has dibs on \"GANDELF THE RIDGID.\"  \"Sleep, Sleep... Sleep .. Death.\""], ["22291", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 79, "aloof", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T05:27:55-0400", "what is D&D?"], ["22292", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 80, "applekat", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T05:32:00-0400", "+3 to smukes:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\"...you can stick to Tea or seawater or melted snow..\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n..and +1.5 to aloof:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\"...i got a piece of salmon in the freezer that i am resolute to eating..\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH awesome...."], ["22295", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 81, "SMUKES", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T05:47:42-0400", "Dorks and Delusions."], ["22296", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 82, "Benny", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T05:48:10-0400", "Basically, this.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files"], ["22297", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 83, "SMUKES", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T05:58:01-0400", "Benny, Apkat... I believe that I am on to something. Gnar Gnar or is it Roy Blackstoke has perpetrated a complex scheme with which to market his new film JAZZ THE GLASS. In my exhaustive research I have discovered a pseudonym used on-line on several occasions by none other than Mr. Roy Stewart. This name is  \"Ssalg Zzaj The Resolute\". For millennia the Free Masons have adopted such names going back to the time of Solomon. I feel I am not safe however... should the... \n\n\n\n                                                    ...\n\n\n\n                                                      .\n\n\n\n                                                          ."], ["22298", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 84, "applekat", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T06:00:17-0400", "well..whatever the agenda--i'm still going to insist Roy has his fans...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n...legions of them...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n...and by the looks of those scribbled \"runes\"...id say that's DEFINITELY a middle-earth poster...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["22299", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 85, "SMUKES", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T06:04:35-0400", ""], ["22303", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 86, "Guest", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T06:29:16-0400", "CliffDweller\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ngnar gnar\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nnow i didn't say \" i would fu(k the thing out of that pig\"\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nEither way, it's pig-o-lious.\u00c2  Did I mention I was solo all morning at that spot, then moved over to mo' betta spot after the tide started to get fat?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ncd\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nFFFUUUUU((((KKK!!!!!"], ["22305", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 87, "Guest", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T06:30:41-0400", "applekat\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            well..whatever the agenda--i'm still going to insist Roy has his fans...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n...legions of them...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n...and by the looks of those scribbled \"runes\"...id say that's DEFINITELY a middle-earth poster...\n        \n\n\nClick to expand..."], ["22306", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 88, "Guest", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T06:32:40-0400", "SMUKES\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Benny, Apkat... I believe that I am on to something. Gnar Gnar or is it Roy Blackstoke has perpetrated a complex scheme with which to market his new film JAZZ THE GLASS. In my exhaustive research I have discovered a pseudonym used on-line on several occasions by none other than Mr. Roy Stewart. This name is  \"Ssalg Zzaj The Resolute\". For millennia the Free Masons have adopted such names going back to the time of Solomon. I feel I am not safe however... should the... \n\n\n\n                                                    ...\n\n\n\n                                                      .\n\n\n\n                                                          .\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\"Ssalg Zzaj The Resolute\" !!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEPIC!! I can hear roy saying that over and over again as he is building a 1:2 ratio model castle out of popsicle sticks and wood glue."], ["22311", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 89, "SMUKES", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T06:39:05-0400", "So Awsome."], ["22313", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 90, "log donkey", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T06:42:04-0400", "SMUKES\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            So Awsome.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand..."], ["22315", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 91, "Guest", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T06:44:26-0400", "log donkey\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSMUKES\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            So Awsome.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nWHAT THE FU(((KKK!!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEPIC!!!"], ["22316", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 92, "Benny", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T06:53:00-0400", "WTF?  A guy who buys a ninja sword doesn't have a knife to cut the box open and has to use half a scissors?  FAIL.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\"Its tape\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files"], ["22318", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 93, "Guest", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T06:54:58-0400", "Benny\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            WTF?\u00c2  A guy who buys a ninja sword doesn't have a knife to cut the box open and has to use half a scissors?\u00c2  FAIL.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\"Its tape\"\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\noooohhhhhh!!!! its SHINEY!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTHATS THE SSHHEEETTTHHH!!"], ["22321", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 94, "Guest", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T07:04:28-0400", "after re reading Roy's title to inspire me to title my popsicle stick castle thread i realized nothing about an ellipse is parallel.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCLASSIC!!"], ["22325", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 95, "applekat", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T07:18:16-0400", "touche, Benny...that image is awesome."], ["22326", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 96, "applekat", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T07:19:30-0400", "yeah...we'd better put this here to...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ndont wanna leave ANYone in the dark with this one.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["22329", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 97, "SMUKES", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T07:30:23-0400", "Gentleman, I believe we have a winner. 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