{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "is_view": false, "human_description_en": "where thread_id = 1121", "rows": [["100000", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 79, "ElBrooklyn", "Jul 25, 2016", "2016-07-25T09:46:27-0400", "miscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/surfboard-designer-creates-1-3-million-board-article-1.1870249\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tI wonder if Roy still has that in stock...."], ["100002", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 80, "miscreant", "Jul 25, 2016", "2016-07-25T09:54:58-0400", "ElBrooklyn\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nmiscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/surfboard-designer-creates-1-3-million-board-article-1.1870249\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tI wonder if Roy still has that in stock....\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nEither that or :\n\n\n\n1) gave it away\n\n\n\n2) let someone borrow it for an arbitrarily long period\n\n\n\n3) recycled it into furniture \n\n\n\n4) traded it for wood glue\n\n\n\n5) sold it for materials cost"], ["100006", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 81, "nedsurf", "Jul 25, 2016", "2016-07-25T10:19:21-0400", "miscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/surfboard-designer-creates-1-3-million-board-article-1.1870249\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nHow did I know you were going there?"], ["100007", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 82, "nedsurf", "Jul 25, 2016", "2016-07-25T10:26:18-0400", "MrChristmas\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            This is probably the same guy. I'd say he's Huffing Glue!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.swaylocks.com/surfshop/67504\n :?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\" Not many boards have this life!\" Except maybe Roy's."], ["100008", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 83, "miscreant", "Jul 25, 2016", "2016-07-25T10:26:40-0400", "nedsurf\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nmiscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/surfboard-designer-creates-1-3-million-board-article-1.1870249\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nHow did I know you were going there?\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nHow did this thread make 4 pages and not have been there?"], ["100010", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 84, "fishy82", "Jul 25, 2016", "2016-07-25T10:28:48-0400", "I bought it with Monopoly money."], ["100012", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 85, "nedsurf", "Jul 25, 2016", "2016-07-25T10:33:55-0400", "miscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nnedsurf\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nmiscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/surfboard-designer-creates-1-3-million-board-article-1.1870249\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nHow did I know you were going there?\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nHow did this thread make 4 pages and not have been there?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nExcellent point!"], ["100016", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 86, "MrChristmas", "Jul 25, 2016", "2016-07-25T10:36:19-0400", "Some creative Sales technique. Crack WOW! some Rack.\n\n\n\n7'9\", epoxy \"Grateful Dead\" Simmons! Like new, amazing art, fins, etc! - $750 \n\n\n\nhttp://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/spo/5700028667.html :shock:"], ["100017", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 87, "nedsurf", "Jul 25, 2016", "2016-07-25T10:44:53-0400", "MrChristmas\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Some creative Sales technique. Crack WOW! some Rack.\n\n\n\n7'9\", epoxy \"Grateful Dead\" Simmons! Like new, amazing art, fins, etc! - $750 \n\n\n\n\nhttp://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/spo/5700028667.html\n :shock:\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nScott Raymond Henry is seller apparently."], ["100269", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 88, "kooklabs", "Jul 28, 2016", "2016-07-28T08:20:04-0400", "http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/clt/5688783466.html"], ["100425", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 89, "Basenji703", "Jul 29, 2016", "2016-07-29T12:17:48-0400", "Here's one...\nBe prepared to be amazed..."], ["100448", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 90, "Proper_Mode", "Jul 29, 2016", "2016-07-29T15:29:03-0400", "Another Gordie. This \"with signature minor repairs\"."], ["100473", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 91, "Proper_Mode", "Jul 30, 2016", "2016-07-30T07:47:59-0400", "Link failure operator error. Here it is.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://orangecounty.craigslist.org/clt/5664752475.html"], ["101788", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 92, "swarmcells", "Aug 19, 2016", "2016-08-19T13:21:14-0400", "I think this should be here. I'm sure the asym foil helps it go left really well. \nhttp://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/spo/5737512291.html"], ["102917", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 93, "Surph", "Sep 6, 2016", "2016-09-06T18:42:55-0400", "Used wax for sale....\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.ebay.com/itm/LOT-14-PCS-Sticky-Bumps-Original-Cool-Surf-Wax-surfboard-surfing-sex-mr-zogs-/182270807671?hash=item2a702fce77:g:ipgAAOSwwo1Xfqbj"], ["102936", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 94, "BH Hang Heels", "Sep 7, 2016", "2016-09-07T06:27:25-0400", "https://us.letgo.com/en/i/yellow-and-blue-paddle-board_42bf850d-ad38-414e-be01-4d28b210c377 \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nDude wants $3,000 for this...."], ["102938", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 95, "LogFather", "Sep 7, 2016", "2016-09-07T06:57:51-0400", "seems reasonable for a \"yellow and blue paddle board\""], ["102939", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 96, "BH Hang Heels", "Sep 7, 2016", "2016-09-07T07:23:46-0400", "I messaged him explaining everything i could about weber perfomers and the rarity of the different models and what prices they have gone for. He messaged back, \"This thing is not going anywhere for less than $3,000.\""], ["102962", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 97, "Basenji703", "Sep 7, 2016", "2016-09-07T12:01:38-0400", "OK then!  It will sit.  Wonder when it was repaired?  Looks pretty rough."], ["102964", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 98, "BH Hang Heels", "Sep 7, 2016", "2016-09-07T12:18:00-0400", "the text back i get...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files"], ["103048", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 99, "CosmicSlop", "Sep 8, 2016", "2016-09-08T17:23:49-0400", "https://ventura.craigslist.org/spo/5766147341.html"], ["103049", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 100, "Surfnfish", "Sep 8, 2016", "2016-09-08T18:27:38-0400", "CosmicSlop\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://ventura.craigslist.org/spo/5766147341.html\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\twhat the hell, that actually looks like it could work..lol"], ["112549", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 101, "306Bing", "Mar 13, 2017", "2017-03-12T20:43:57-0400", "Vintage DUKE KAHANAMOKU - $4000 (rego park,new york)  Barney was moving to Florida and had to be sold by end of February.  Was $3000, then $2000, then $1500, I guess he didnt move since its $4000 for a pop out worth $1200\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://newyork.craigslist.org/que/spo/6034161332.html"], ["112560", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 102, "OCSURFER32", "Mar 13, 2017", "2017-03-13T06:46:45-0400", "It is listed on Miami Craigslist also"], ["112586", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 103, "Proper_Mode", "Mar 14, 2017", "2017-03-13T23:17:27-0400", "Glad this thread still has life.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTake this bad boy out for a spin at Mavs\n\n\n\n\nhttps://orangecounty.craigslist.org/pts/6042415868.html"], ["112587", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 104, "Proper_Mode", "Mar 14, 2017", "2017-03-13T23:18:42-0400", "Found the whole collezioni...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAMG, Lambo, Rolls\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://orangecounty.craigslist.org/pts/6042409762.html\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nActually the finish looks nice."], ["112588", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 105, "shapewright", "Mar 14, 2017", "2017-03-14T00:13:49-0400", "I am not 100% sure, but the builder of the Evolutions a few years back made Guicci, Bill Blass and others as samples to the \"names\", no interest, but cease and desist letters from the attys."], ["112599", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 106, "Dawnpatrol", "Mar 14, 2017", "2017-03-14T14:11:31-0400", "306Bing said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVintage DUKE KAHANAMOKU - $4000 (rego park,new york)  Barney was moving to Florida and had to be sold by end of February.  Was $3000, then $2000, then $1500, I guess he didnt move since its $4000 for a pop out worth $1200\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://newyork.craigslist.org/que/spo/6034161332.html\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nWish I had held on to mine!  I'd be rich!  Bought mine in like 1967? at a Sears and Roebuck in Hillsdale Mall (San Mateo) on a basement sale for $60!!!!!!!!  Sold it to a friend up the street for $25 for a shortboard in 1969.  Think it ended up on the ceiling of Pearson's Surf Shop in Santa Cruz (red rails, wooden tail/nose block and wooden fin).  With a Not for Sale sign!  I gotta admit, it was a killer of a board for Cowell's."], ["112675", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 107, "Surfnfish", "Mar 15, 2017", "2017-03-15T14:56:32-0400", "Dawnpatrol said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Wish I had held on to mine!  I'd be rich!  Bought mine in like 1967? at a Sears and Roebuck in Hillsdale Mall (San Mateo) on a basement sale for $60!!!!!!!!  Sold it to a friend up the street for $25 for a shortboard in 1969.  Think it ended up on the ceiling of Pearson's Surf Shop in Santa Cruz (red rails, wooden tail/nose block and wooden fin).  With a Not for Sale sign!  I gotta admit, it was a killer of a board for Cowell's.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nclassic..\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\npetty sure that Duke K is a hand shaped production model, the popouts didn't have exposed stringers..my cousin and I started on one at Kellys Cove in Sf in 62', riding whitewater in our cut-offs..solid light blue Duke K popout with seams mid rail where it was molded..tippiest piece of crap imaginable.."], ["112686", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 108, "joeblackuz", "Mar 15, 2017", "2017-03-15T19:03:21-0400", "shapewright said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I am not 100% sure, but the builder of the Evolutions a few years back made Guicci, Bill Blass and others as samples to the \"names\", no interest, but cease and desist letters from the attys.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nThe evolutions made it in to the \"hollywood crowd\" for some reason. LV and Chanel made their own surfboards (not sure who ghosted them) a few years back. Unless they are paying the shapers mucho di niro id rather h-town and the fashion industry stay away from board building personally. \"Dude its a 6'3\" but totally paddles like a 6'6\"!!!\""], ["112713", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 109, "John Hintlian", "Mar 16, 2017", "2017-03-16T10:11:15-0400", "Surfnfish said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            petty sure that Duke K is a hand shaped production model, the popouts didn't have exposed stringers..\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nQuestion about stingers on pop-outs:  Weren't faux stringers just routed into the decks then glassed over?  I'm amazed by the money people want for complete rubbish. Cheers & thanks for sharing your story!"], ["112715", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 110, "Surfnfish", "Mar 16, 2017", "2017-03-16T11:15:02-0400", "Hye Tyde said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Question about stingers on pop-outs:  Weren't faux stringers just routed into the decks then glassed over?  I'm amazed by the money people want for complete rubbish. Cheers & thanks for sharing your story!\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nfor true popouts, always comes comes down to the rails, which will have a prominent ridge at the rail apex where the top and bottom shells that had been 'popped out' of the molds were fitted together. And use of 'faux' stringers was easily recognizable - pretty much just exposed veneer strips with no depth.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPopouts were soon replaced with production boards like Dextra and the Duke K in the referenced CL ad, then thankfully went the way of the dinosaur once enough shapers emerged to meet market demands.  Long live the custom surfboard.."], ["112841", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 111, "FirstPointEric", "Mar 20, 2017", "2017-03-19T21:12:49-0400", "This owner might be smoking crack, but it's at least quality crack.  Da Cat from the early 90's run, never surfed and only $6500.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/spo/6049181580.html"], ["112846", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 112, "mgarbutt", "Mar 20, 2017", "2017-03-19T23:14:32-0400", "It's old so must be worth a lot of money\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://longisland.craigslist.org/spo/6012924259.html"], ["112847", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 113, "shapewright", "Mar 20, 2017", "2017-03-19T23:57:54-0400", "FirstPointEric said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            This owner might be smoking crack, but it's at least quality crack.  Da Cat from the early 90's run, never surfed and only $6500.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/spo/6049181580.html\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nShaped by Hank Byzantine, glassed at Channin's, Dora sig a logo."], ["112853", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 114, "Surfnfish", "Mar 20, 2017", "2017-03-20T12:29:53-0400", "shapewright said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Shaped by Hank Byzantine, glassed at Channin's, Dora sig a logo.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nFew years back, while road tripping down the coast with my wife, we ran into Greg Noll and his wife in a Crescent City beach diner, and it turned into a 2 hour story down lunch, while he told some hella great stories, including some hilarious ones about Dora.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOne story, however, was about some 'scumbag' (his words) socal shaper who during the 90's was shaping Da Cat models and selling them as authentic, hustling he was Greg's official outlet for them.  A local detective, who was also a core surfer, got wind of it and contacted Greg. By the time Greg got the scam shut down with the detectives assistance, over 30 fakes had been sold.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWonder how many of those fakes are being proudly displayed today on some collectors wall, who thought he had paid for the real deal.."], ["112854", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 115, "FirstPointEric", "Mar 20, 2017", "2017-03-20T12:35:50-0400", "Surfnfish said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Few years back, while road tripping down the coast with my wife, we ran into Greg Noll and his wife in a Crescent City beach diner, and it turned into a 2 hour story down lunch, while he told some hella great stories, including some hilarious ones about Dora.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOne story, however, was about some 'scumbag' (his words) socal shaper who during the 90's was shaping Da Cat models and selling them as authentic, hustling he was Greg's official outlet for them.  A local detective, who was also a core surfer, got wind of it and contacted Greg. By the time Greg got the scam shut down with the detectives assistance, over 30 fakes had been sold.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWonder how many of those fakes are being proudly displayed today on some collectors wall, who thought he had paid for the real deal..\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nI remember when that happened and found the story:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://articles.latimes.com/1995-07-05/news/ls-20298_1_backup-unit"], ["112855", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 116, "shapewright", "Mar 20, 2017", "2017-03-20T12:50:49-0400", "A board builder I had worked for had a vintage balsa very much the same As the Pacific Homes Swastika model. It was in darn good shape for a nearly 70 year old board, but he had me strip the varnish and retune the blank.\n\n\n\nBefore revarnishing he got a wood burning kit and added the Swastika to the top of the tail.\n\n\n\nLater I would learn he put it in a vintage board auction as pristine, original condition Pacific Homes.\n\n\n\nIt brought 20,000$, when a sworn enemy of his learned of this he contacted the new owner and described the journey the board had gone through.\n\n\n\nSoon enough a certified letter from an attorney arrived with lawsuit demands.\n\n\n\nThe result was refund of money and a balsa Curren gun and one of the phony GN/Dora's thrown to stop the fraud case"], ["112857", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 117, "pefa", "Mar 20, 2017", "2017-03-20T13:43:22-0400", "He should go back to sucking glass d!<ks- that dood knows what he's got and shameless. Sad thing is someone who will drop that much $ on a dinner will probably scoop it up and hang it proudly where it will forever stay on a wall.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nGood riddance and f~ck him- karma's a bitch, or if life ain't fair, beautiful waves are still there"], ["112859", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 118, "Basenji703", "Mar 20, 2017", "2017-03-20T14:59:04-0400", "I recall the Cat caper.  If I'm not mistaken there was an article in surfer about it.  Noll supposedly said that the copies were high quality and the only way he knew they were fact was that the numbers were in pen rather than pencil.  Anybody else remember this?"], ["112860", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 119, "shapewright", "Mar 20, 2017", "2017-03-20T15:46:02-0400", "The same man had me build balsa reproductions of 3 of his late 60's north shore guns very much like what Ryan Dotson and the hip spacemen were riding, 16-1/2\" or so.\n\n\n\nHe requested I route through in places when chambering as the boards had these flaws and put in patches.\n\n\n\nThe following year he took them to the Fl. trade show and represented them as the \"lost boards\" with a story of how they were in process and the factory was relocated, the boards were in plastic and were forgotten about until a new remodel uncovered them.\n\n\n\nAnother sworn enemy knew of the ruse and was at the show, he planted himself near by, grabbed anyone who showed interest and told them he saw them built, they were fakes.\n\n\n\nIt caused such an uproar that the boards were stashed behind the curtains of the booth until the show was over"], ["112862", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 120, "mgarbutt", "Mar 20, 2017", "2017-03-20T18:32:08-0400", "What is with people these days!"], ["112864", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 121, "shapewright", "Mar 20, 2017", "2017-03-20T18:53:56-0400", "We've reached a level in human evolution where self entitlement is the goal, \" I want, I deservere it, you owe it to me\".\n\n\n\nAnd it spills over into every aspect of our lives, no one is taking responsibility for their welfare, safety, it's up to the other guy to look out for them.\n\n\n\nI'm a big fan of the purge, we've exceeded the population that the planet can comfortably cater to, 12 billion and by 2030, 25 billion.\n\n\n\nWe have already felt the effects, water, energy, food, I'll be long gone, I only hope my children stock up on plenty ammo"], ["112865", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 122, "SeniorGrom", "Mar 20, 2017", "2017-03-20T19:54:50-0400", "I love you man."], ["112872", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 123, "miscreant", "Mar 21, 2017", "2017-03-20T21:04:39-0400", "i love our jamboard community. This thread went from crazy people asking way too much for a board to crazy people paying way too much for a board to ammunition hoarding. fantastic stuff!!!"], ["112874", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 124, "pefa", "Mar 21, 2017", "2017-03-20T23:19:03-0400", "View attachment IMG_2483.JPG\n\n    \n back to the lovable crackheads"], ["112876", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 125, "shapewright", "Mar 21, 2017", "2017-03-21T00:32:28-0400", "I grew up with my fathers M-1 that he carried in Korea and Vietnam-Nam behind our front door. It had 3 -30 round clips duct taped together, his motto, locked doors keep honest people out"], ["112877", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 126, "shapewright", "Mar 21, 2017", "2017-03-21T00:38:34-0400", "This threads name hits home extremely hard, I lost EVERY THING because of crack, not me smokin' it, but my manager / best surf pal, about 90 grand.\n\n\n\nLost house, industrial property my factory was on, cars repoed and went to jail over and over and over because I couldn't make my 2,700  a month payments for support"], ["112889", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 127, "Surfnfish", "Mar 21, 2017", "2017-03-21T09:38:39-0400", "shapewright said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            This threads name hits home extremely hard, I lost EVERY THING because of crack, not me smokin' it, but my manager / best surf pal, about 90 grand.\n\n\n\nLost house, industrial property my factory was on, cars repoed and went to jail over and over and over because I couldn't make my 2,700  a month payments for support\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n15 years ago, a shaping friend whose name I will leave out, lost the successful surfboard/surf shop business he had built up over the years with a childhood friend, who ran the shop so he could keep mowing foam.  Shaper said he was getting worried about his partner, suspected him of having a growing drug habit to which he vigorously denied.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nShaper went to Japan for on an annual shaping trip, returned to find the business account cleared out, accounts payable and shop rents unpaid for several months, the 150K of inventory in the shop sold off, partner now MIA.  Sued by suppliers, landlord, glassing business, lost his home and just walked away from shaping, bitter and depressed.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nsome drug addicts need a good rehab, others a damn good flogging in the public square.."], ["113062", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 128, "Proper_Mode", "Mar 25, 2017", "2017-03-25T08:07:35-0400", "$15k for a beat up Dewey. \n\n\n\n\nhttps://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/clt/6012917339.html\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n$40k for \"untouched\" Dewey. Priced high as a kite just like the seller. \n\n\n\n\nhttps://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/clt/6053011540.html"], ["113063", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 129, "miscreant", "Mar 25, 2017", "2017-03-25T08:35:32-0400", "japsom said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            $15k for a beat up Dewey.\n\n\n\n\nhttps://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/clt/6012917339.html\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n$40k for \"untouched\" Dewey. Priced high as a kite just like the seller.\n\n\n\n\nhttps://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/clt/6053011540.html\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nI'm guessing the person in the first link forgot the decimal point that was to be placed to the left of the last two zeros.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe bottom link... you gotta love their justification: \"or you could spend 50k on a baseball card\"."], ["113084", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 130, "Proper_Mode", "Mar 25, 2017", "2017-03-25T18:46:13-0400", "yeah that guy must really know some copywriting secrets to sell a 40k board with that description... although it is brilliant if his wife was making him sell and he doesn't want to.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOn another note...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10' silver surfer only $500\n\n\n\n\nhttps://ventura.craigslist.org/spo/6058898273.html"], ["113095", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 131, "pefa", "Mar 26, 2017", "2017-03-25T23:28:23-0400", "On another note...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10' silver surfer only $500\n\n\n\n\nhttps://ventura.craigslist.org/spo/6058898273.html\n[/QUOTE]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNow, that's dope"], ["114276", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 132, "MrChristmas", "Apr 25, 2017", "2017-04-24T21:44:36-0400", "Surfboard HANDSHAPED By Mike HYSON Legend - $2250 (Del Mar)\nhttps://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/spo/6102439460.html\n\n\n\nWOW!"], ["114282", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 133, "pursuitofnow", "Apr 25, 2017", "2017-04-25T00:03:25-0400", "https://sfbay.craigslist.org/scz/spo/6101638903.html"], ["114921", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 134, "FirstPointEric", "May 9, 2017", "2017-05-09T09:13:33-0400", "This doofus is asking $2,100 for what looks like a late-80s-to-mid-90s \"vintage\" Weber Performer that's not in great shape. Thin, single stick--maybe 3/16\"?--with several repairs and even some bonus yellowing.   Can't decide if this guy is smoking crack or meth.  8^U\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/spo/6096678582.html"], ["114922", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 135, "Wade In The Waves", "May 9, 2017", "2017-05-09T09:23:31-0400", "If I am not mistaken, that weber has been up for $1200 for a while. He just increased the price.  Makes sense to increase the price when it isn't selling, right?"], ["114926", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 136, "FirstPointEric", "May 9, 2017", "2017-05-09T09:42:30-0400", "Wade In The Waves said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            If I am not mistaken, that weber has been up for $1200 for a while. He just increased the price.  Makes sense to increase the price when it isn't selling, right?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nWade....you know how it goes: always, when in doubt, raise the price!  This guy even shows Sam's excellent Surfboard Guide in his ad but doesn't quite know how to read it.  Or he doesn't know that FU and Bahne fin boxes didn't exist until well after the 60s, when he apparently thinks this board was made.   After careful consideration, this guy is definitely smoking meth.  %^\\"], ["115006", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 137, "FirstPointEric", "May 11, 2017", "2017-05-10T20:47:37-0400", "Here's another.  While a cool board--allegedly a '57 V/J with the original fin--and apparently an early foam board,\n\n\n\nit's been gel-koted, probably a while ago and looks like it's got a lot of scratches in said gel-kote.  On top of that, \n\n\n\nthe stringer was painted black and is not visible.  If this was original, unpainted and in above average shape, it'd \n\n\n\nprobably be worth in the ballpark of it's asking of $3500.  This one?  Nope, sorry.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/spo/6124670689.html"], ["115199", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 138, "WhiteRussian", "May 16, 2017", "2017-05-15T21:48:32-0400", "10 years old NSP for more than it was new \n\n\n\n\nhttps://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/spo/6131196005.html\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI think it's legit inductee into this list"], ["115315", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 139, "swarmcells", "May 18, 2017", "2017-05-18T10:45:37-0400", "I think this one was around here a while back. Worth a repost for pad placement. \n\n\n\n\nhttps://newyork.craigslist.org/que/spo/6135815870.html"], ["115396", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 140, "Basenji703", "May 21, 2017", "2017-05-20T20:55:57-0400", "Not a surfboard, just a FU fin...\n\n\n\n\nhttps://norfolk.craigslist.org/spo/6115991936.html"], ["115413", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 141, "strez", "May 22, 2017", "2017-05-21T22:28:00-0400", "swarmcells said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I think this one was around here a while back. Worth a repost for pad placement.\n\n\n\n\nhttps://newyork.craigslist.org/que/spo/6135815870.html\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nThat must be \"hull\" tailpad placement."], ["116223", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 142, "pefa", "Jun 6, 2017", "2017-06-06T16:10:19-0400", "100% wrong"], ["116280", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 143, "jbb", "Jun 7, 2017", "2017-06-07T08:26:13-0400", "https://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/spo/6156241818.html"], ["116281", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 144, "Lackosense", "Jun 7, 2017", "2017-06-07T08:52:30-0400", "jbb said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            ://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/spo/6156241818.html\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nAt first I saw 2500 and thought \"that's about right\" then I realized its up for 25,000 holy moly, someone's really needs money to fuel their crack addiction."], ["116289", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 145, "sightpoint", "Jun 7, 2017", "2017-06-07T10:53:57-0400", "https://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/spo/6164764679.html\n\n\n\n\nhttps://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/spo/6164731303.html\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nDo Skips cost this much new?"], ["116294", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 146, "Dawnpatrol", "Jun 7, 2017", "2017-06-07T11:13:52-0400", "Lackosense said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            At first I saw 2500 and thought \"that's about right\" then I realized its up for 25,000 holy moly, someone's really needs money to fuel their crack addiction.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nMy thought when I saw this was that it may be one of those counterfeit \"Da Cats\"?  I've seen only a few of the originals and this one doesn't fit the \"mold\".  Could be wrong tho.  Only Greg could call bullshit on this one."], ["116300", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 147, "Lackosense", "Jun 7, 2017", "2017-06-07T11:30:11-0400", "to be honest, in my opinion the Da Cat was not and is still not that great of a board. Miki Dora cashed in on his persona at the peak of his popularity and that i believe is what made these boards so damn popular. I like the old advertisements featuring the Da Cat more than the board it self."], ["116305", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 148, "Dawnpatrol", "Jun 7, 2017", "2017-06-07T12:35:52-0400", "Lackosense said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            to be honest, in my opinion the Da Cat was not and is still not that great of a board. Miki Dora cashed in on his persona at the peak of his popularity and that i believe is what made these boards so damn popular. I like the old advertisements featuring the Da Cat more than the board it self.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nNever rode one but have heard the same."], ["116307", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 149, "Bighouse", "Jun 7, 2017", "2017-06-07T12:42:12-0400", "sightpoint said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/spo/6164764679.html\n\n\n\n\nhttps://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/spo/6164731303.html\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nDo Skips cost this much new?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nHis other listings are awfully high as well."], ["116308", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 150, "Lackosense", "Jun 7, 2017", "2017-06-07T12:45:32-0400", "Bighouse said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            His other listings are awfully high as well.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nIt ain't cheap living in Brooklyn ya'll"], ["116345", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 151, "McQuad", "Jun 8, 2017", "2017-06-07T23:33:05-0400", "I own a piece of history. What a fucking joke"], ["117594", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 152, "dsquare", "Jun 29, 2017", "2017-06-29T17:16:46-0400", "jbb said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/spo/6156241818.html\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nNew posting: \nhttps://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/spo/6191800187.html"], ["117965", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 153, "NCJohn", "Jul 7, 2017", "2017-07-07T16:31:09-0400", "https://wilmington.craigslist.org/spo/6208777922.html\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMore than just crack, this dude's smoking the \"holy shit\""], ["117969", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 154, "JMJackFish", "Jul 7, 2017", "2017-07-07T16:43:01-0400", "NCJohn said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://wilmington.craigslist.org/spo/6208777922.html\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMore than just crack, this dude's smoking the \"holy shit\"\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nHoly crap Jon - wtf..."], ["117971", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 155, "shadydave", "Jul 7, 2017", "2017-07-07T17:11:22-0400", "Some true Hobie experts we have here\n\n\n\n\nhttps://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/spo/6208379010.html"], ["117972", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 156, "FirstPointEric", "Jul 7, 2017", "2017-07-07T18:01:15-0400", "JMJackFish said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Holy crap Jon - wtf...\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nThat guy is smoking the blue meth from Breaking Bad."], ["118043", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 157, "Surfnfish", "Jul 9, 2017", "2017-07-08T23:41:46-0400", "https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/spo/6209133773.html\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3K for a mass produced Duke K that has been chewed on by rats apparently"], ["119229", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 158, "Proper_Mode", "Aug 2, 2017", "2017-08-02T11:49:38-0400", "I don't know the candle market but this seems a bit pricey - wonder if they just melt bars of sticky bumps and stick a wick in it.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://www.almondsurfboards.com/collections/accessories/products/surf-wax-and-sage-soy-candle-10-oz\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAlso, i can see their help wanted ad... \"surf shop hiring, must have cool hairdo and experience in candle making...\""], ["119230", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 159, "SeniorGrom", "Aug 2, 2017", "2017-08-02T11:56:14-0400", "^^^^^Sooo Coooouull...."], ["119231", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 160, "Stringer", "Aug 2, 2017", "2017-08-02T12:19:15-0400", "japsom said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I don't know the candle market but this seems a bit pricey - wonder if they just melt bars of sticky bumps and stick a wick in it.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://www.almondsurfboards.com/collections/accessories/products/surf-wax-and-sage-soy-candle-10-oz\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAlso, i can see their help wanted ad... \"surf shop hiring, must have cool hairdo and experience in candle making...\"\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nIt could be worse.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.neimanmarcus.com/Jo-Malo...GooglePLA&utm_medium=CSE&utm_source=NMCS__GooglePLA&utm_campaign=JoMaloneLondon"], ["119234", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 161, "joeblackuz", "Aug 2, 2017", "2017-08-02T12:42:41-0400", "Stringer said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            It could be worse.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.neimanmarcus.com/Jo-Malo...GooglePLA&utm_medium=CSE&utm_source=NMCS__GooglePLA&utm_campaign=JoMaloneLondon\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nIt could be EVEN worse\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.neimanmarcus.com/Lalique...=NMCS__GooglePLA&utm_medium=CSE&utm_source=NMCS__GooglePLA&utm_campaign=Lalique"], ["119236", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 162, "Proper_Mode", "Aug 2, 2017", "2017-08-02T12:51:30-0400", "joeblackuz said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            It could be EVEN worse\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.neimanmarcus.com/Lalique...=NMCS__GooglePLA&utm_medium=CSE&utm_source=NMCS__GooglePLA&utm_campaign=Lalique\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nThat's actually a bargain to have the luxury of smelling the scent of the ocean's euphoria while you're dropping the kids off at the pool."], ["119251", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 163, "Wade In The Waves", "Aug 2, 2017", "2017-08-02T19:47:13-0400", "That one at Almond isn't super crazy priced.  More than I would spend, but not too crazy.  I think the Sticky Bumps ones are like $12.   I had one of the Sticky Bumps ones sent to me when I was in Afghanistan and lighting that thing up and having the smell of surf wax vice the literal sh*& smell of that place gone was amazing.  Stoked me out."], ["119254", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 164, "LittleComptonSurfer", "Aug 3, 2017", "2017-08-02T21:57:00-0400", "The board description is comical...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://capecod.craigslist.org/spo/d/blue-company-surboard-8ft/6237197562.html"], ["119259", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 165, "joeblackuz", "Aug 3, 2017", "2017-08-03T01:56:20-0400", "Limited edition robert august \"wir\".\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/spo/d/absolutely-gorgeous-rare-96/6244449449.html"], ["119261", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 166, "miscreant", "Aug 3, 2017", "2017-08-03T03:05:10-0400", "LittleComptonSurfer said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            The board description is comical...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://capecod.craigslist.org/spo/d/blue-company-surboard-8ft/6237197562.html\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n2k?! Ok...."], ["119262", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 167, "miscreant", "Aug 3, 2017", "2017-08-03T03:06:38-0400", "joeblackuz said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Limited edition robert august \"wir\".\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/spo/d/absolutely-gorgeous-rare-96/6244449449.html\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nThey aught to scoot that fin up some."], ["119263", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 168, "davey", "Aug 3, 2017", "2017-08-03T04:44:39-0400", "http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Semi-Gum...d-with-Fins/253072512351?ssPageName=STRK:MEBIDX:IT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649"], ["119313", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 169, "Freddibetts", "Aug 4, 2017", "2017-08-04T10:48:31-0400", "https://www.martinandmacarthur.com/home-accessories/fine-art/surfboards"], ["119423", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 170, "Freddibetts", "Aug 7, 2017", "2017-08-07T12:47:10-0400", "https://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/spo/d/pottz/6183222559.html"], ["119439", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 171, "Proper_Mode", "Aug 7, 2017", "2017-08-07T18:00:09-0400", "Freddibetts said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/spo/d/pottz/6183222559.html\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nThat Lazer Zap looks fun!  Maybe he'll do both for $4k out the door??"], ["119443", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 172, "Proper_Mode", "Aug 7, 2017", "2017-08-07T18:46:43-0400", "https://sfbay.craigslist.org/scz/spo/d/long-board-michael-junod/6244765802.html\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\"Blue tint....Something special.\n\n\n\nBoard in great shape.\""], ["119444", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 173, "dsquare", "Aug 7, 2017", "2017-08-07T18:48:31-0400", "japsom said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://sfbay.craigslist.org/scz/spo/d/long-board-michael-junod/6244765802.html\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\"Blue tint....Something special.\n\n\n\nBoard in great shape.\"\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nThis excites me- I have so many boards that are in \"great shape\" and must be \"something special\""], ["119496", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 174, "estcstsurfer", "Aug 9, 2017", "2017-08-09T10:13:26-0400", "https://worcester.craigslist.org/spo/6169271887.html\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\"A Rare Find, If any Real Surfer wants an outstanding Ride\"  Emailed an offer here is the response \"I got an appraisal from a surf company, the owner grew up with Mr. Gordon and Mr. Smith.  This board is worth more than I am asking.  You guys and your lease plug bs.  They made thousands. Chevrolet made thousands of Corvettes in those years too.  How is their value?\""], ["119499", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 175, "shadydave", "Aug 9, 2017", "2017-08-09T10:58:29-0400", "estcstsurfer said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://worcester.craigslist.org/spo/6169271887.html\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\"A Rare Find, If any Real Surfer wants an outstanding Ride\"  Emailed an offer here is the response \"I got an appraisal from a surf company, the owner grew up with Mr. Gordon and Mr. Smith.  This board is worth more than I am asking.  You guys and your lease plug bs.  They made thousands. Chevrolet made thousands of Corvettes in those years too.  How is their value?\"\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nHe just hasn't found the right buyer in the 2 years he has been trying to sell it."], ["119501", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 176, "estcstsurfer", "Aug 9, 2017", "2017-08-09T11:06:19-0400", "Its come down from the $1,000 price tag from two years ago"], ["119558", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 177, "Proper_Mode", "Aug 10, 2017", "2017-08-10T00:08:18-0400", "Seeing this one time is too many.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSurfboard keyword must be in there somewhere. Selling teeth to buy surfboard. Teeth made from upcycled surfboards.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://orangecounty.craigslist.org/sgd/d/custom-snap-in-partialsfull/6238088711.html"], ["119562", "1121", "Dudes smoking crack selling surfboards", 178, "deemce", "Aug 10, 2017", "2017-08-10T06:21:19-0400", "japsom said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Seeing this one time is too many.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSurfboard keyword must be in there somewhere. Selling teeth to buy surfboard. Teeth made from upcycled surfboards.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://orangecounty.craigslist.org/sgd/d/custom-snap-in-partialsfull/6238088711.html\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nA 4 month warranty?? 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